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Ditch the Boring Hats: 10 Kentucky Derby Costumes So Extra, You’ll Need a Parade Permit

Ditch the Boring Hats: 10 Kentucky Derby Costumes So Extra, You’ll Need a Parade Permit

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Last Updated on April 30, 2025 by Canny Costumes

Let’s be honest: a basic sun hat and a floral dress just won’t cut it anymore. If your Kentucky Derby outfit doesn’t make at least one small child gasp and a stranger ask, “Wait, are you famous?”, then why are we even doing this?

The Derby is not the time for subtlety. It’s the time for sequins, feathers, drama, and costumes that walk the fine line between high fashion and high-key chaos. Whether you’re throwing a Derby Day party or showing up to one with an entrance worthy of a standing ovation, these 10 over-the-top costume ideas will make you the mane event — and possibly the subject of next year’s group text legend.

Hold onto your fascinators. Here we go.


1. The Human Mint Julep 🥃

If your love for bourbon is borderline romantic, dress the part. Rock a shimmering green dress (mint-colored, of course), a tulle or metallic wrap to mimic crushed ice, and accessorize with a straw hat adorned with faux mint leaves, a gold stir stick, and maybe even a miniature bourbon bottle or two. Bonus points for carrying a silver cup as your actual purse.

Warning: You will be asked for refills.

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2. The Over-Caffeinated Jockey 🐎☕

Take the traditional jockey look and turn it up to eleven. Think: rhinestoned racing silks, glitter riding boots, a bedazzled crop, and an absurdly serious expression. Throw in a giant coffee cup as your prop and declare yourself “Fueled by Bourbon & Chaos.”

Optional but highly recommended: gallop dramatically into the party.

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3. Derby Diva Drag Queen Realness 💃👒

We’re talking seven layers of ruffles, a hat large enough to cast a shadow on your neighbor’s lawn, false lashes that wave in the breeze, and enough rhinestones to blind the announcer.

Don’t walk. Sashay. And be sure to toss a rose to the crowd like a benevolent Derby deity.

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4. The Run for the Roses… Literally 🌹

This one’s for the committed. Hot glue faux roses everywhere. Red dress, rose-covered hat, rose earrings, rose shoes, rose-covered parasol. Add a sash that reads “Official Garland” and declare yourself the prize.

Helpful tip: don’t stand too close to the centerpiece. You will get mistaken for it.

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5. The Betting Slip 💸

Wrap yourself in fake money, race slips, and receipts of questionable choices. Wear a sign that says “Odds Are I’ll Regret This.” Stick little pens behind your ears and attach a wearable chalkboard to track your fake bets throughout the party.

This is peak “I’m here to win or spiral, maybe both” energy.

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6. Southern Gothic Mystery Lady 🕯️

A long black lace dress, an ornate veil, elbow-length gloves, and a mournful stare. You’re not here for the race — you’re here to avenge the mysterious disappearance of your third husband, who may or may not have been trampled by a rogue thoroughbred in 1997.

Serve mint juleps cold. Serve looks colder.

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7. The Inflatable Horse Costume… With a Twist 🐴💨

Take the viral inflatable horse costume and make it fashion. Add a satin sash, dramatic derby hat, and a glitter bow tie on the horse’s neck. Name the horse something fabulous like “Sassy Gallopstein III.”

You will not be able to sit. But you will win hearts.

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8. The Entire Churchill Downs In One Outfit 🏟️

Build a hat shaped like the Twin Spires. Use tiny cocktail umbrellas as towers. Attach mini horses circling a “track” made of ribbon around your dress. The goal: maximum architecture, minimal practicality.

You are the venue now.


9. The Champagne Problems Queen 🥂👑

Gold dress. Towering fascinator shaped like a champagne bottle. Sunglasses. A bottle of bubbly clutched in one gloved hand. Accessorize with a fake tattoo that says “Bubbly > Boys.”

Optional: spraying the crowd when your horse wins (please ask permission first, or don’t, we’re not your mom).

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10. The DIY Disaster (aka: You Tried and We Love That for You) ✂️💀

Hot glue, cardboard, dollar-store tulle, and zero shame. Slap a tiny horse on a visor, glue fake turf to your shirt, write “GO NAG #4” on your chest in fabric paint. The more chaotic, the better.

Confidence is 90% of the costume. Own it like you meant to look unhinged.


🎉 How to Pull It Off (Besides With Guts and Glitter)

Step 1: Commit to the Bit

The louder the costume, the less people question it. Walk like your outfit cost five figures, even if you made it from a shower curtain and prayer.

Step 2: Pre-Game Your Pose

You’re going to be photographed. Practice your “just won the Derby” face in the mirror. Shoulders back, chin up, cocktail raised. Now werk.

Step 3: Give Zero Neighs

Someone will show up in a simple dress and call it a day. Good for her. You’re here for the drama, the memories, and the full-color album that’s definitely going on Instagram.


🏁 Final Gallop: Go Big, Go Bold, or Go Home

At the Kentucky Derby, fashion is a spectator sport. So ditch the boring hat. Toss the safe sundress. Go extra. Go unhinged. Go full gallop into your wildest costume dreams.

Because this isn’t just a party. It’s your moment. And frankly, if your look doesn’t require a fire marshal inspection or structural support, are you even doing it right?

Now get out there and make the winner’s circle proud, you dazzling Derby unicorn. 🐎💃🌹

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