Because no one remembers the horse’s name — but they’ll remember your hat. Ah, the Kentucky Derby. A glorious day when thoroughbreds race, mint juleps flow like Southern sweet tea, and grown adults wear hats bigger than their ambition. If you’ve...
Because the only thing more competitive than the race is your tablescape. Alright, party planner extraordinaire — so you’ve got the mint juleps on ice, the big hats ready for their Instagram close-up, and you’ve Googled “how to sound like you...
(Because you deserve applause without the kitchen meltdown.) So, you’ve decided to host a Kentucky Derby party. First of all — bless your ambitious little heart. Second, we both know you don’t have time to spend 14 hours braising short ribs or...
Let’s get one thing straight: a Kentucky Derby party is not just about horses. It’s not even really about gambling, hats, or yelling “Go #3, you beautiful beast!” while clutching a sweating mint julep. No, the true soul of any Derby bash is the food...
Let’s be honest: a basic sun hat and a floral dress just won’t cut it anymore. If your Kentucky Derby outfit doesn’t make at least one small child gasp and a stranger ask, “Wait, are you famous?”, then why are we even doing this? The Derby is not...
(Because mint juleps alone don’t make you a champion.) So you want to host the ultimate Kentucky Derby bash? One that combines the thrills of betting, the art of competitive party hosting, and the sweet satisfaction of baking bourbon-laced treats...
Let’s be honest — the Kentucky Derby isn’t just about the horses. Sure, there’s a race. Sure, there’s history. But we all know why people really show up: To drink bourbon before noon and dress like a bedazzled Southern aristocrat on a dare...
Let’s be real, buttercup: most parties blur together faster than a horse rounding the final turn at Churchill Downs. A few warm appetizers, some sad little cocktails, and before you know it, everyone’s yawning into their napkins. Not this time...
Listen up, party planner extraordinaire — if you’re reading this, it means you’re ready to throw a Kentucky Derby bash so legendary, even the horses would RSVP if they could. 🐎💐 Whether you’re a first-time host or an old pro looking to up the...
If you’re thinking of hosting a Kentucky Derby party, first of all — congratulations. You’ve just chosen the most stylish, sassy, and snack-filled excuse to throw a bash this side of the Mississippi. 🐎💃 Forget tiny hats and sad cheese trays —...
